WHAT was he smoking!? …and where can I get some?
I’m not going to pretend to watch Dancing with the Stars. I’ll watch a lot of crappy television, but that’s where I draw the line. However, it did air last night, David Arquette’s name came up on the E! online page this morning, and I remember this interview from Chelsea Lately last week. Think of it as the pop culture stars aligning or something. Thus, this video had to be shared with everyone, mainly because it might be the highest an individual has ever been on national television. There is no longer any question whatsoever as to why Courtney Cox decided it was time for them to go their separate ways. I’m thinking it might have something to do with the following quote from Mr. Arquette’s interview with Chelsea Handler:
“I took a dump in Simon Cowell’s bathroom and everyone got up in arms… I took it on top of the toilet, so… I don’t know, like I said, I like to have fun.”
Yes, so while Courtney was trying to raise Coco in the midst of being the hottest lady on Cougar Town, David was just hanging out, taking dumps on other people’s floors and stuff. Great plan, Dave. Great plan. Their divorce might also have to do with his raging man-crush on Chaz Bono. Ladies, if your man ever talks that much about anyone related to Cher or slips and says he “really enjoys dancing with Chaz”, you might need to sit down and have a serious conversation.
But regardless of your thoughts on Chaz, Dancing with the Stars, or David Arquette, you have to admit that that interview could have been the best way for Chelsea to celebrate her 800th episode. Coincidentally, it was also probably the best contact high she will ever experience.