As I was unpacking today, I found a sheet of paper in one of my books from high school. It was from an activity we did in class trying to replicate the 1984 social hierarchy in a modern world. It’s no surprise that my 18-year-old self decided to not just take this assignment seriously, but to add my own creative flair in my interpretation. It’s scary how ridiculous I was even 5 years ago. Even high school students understand the vital role Oprah plays in deciding our life paths.