You know you want to be my Valentine. Just try and deny it. I dare you.
I’m being 100% serious. Come be my Valentine. Just submit the following information about yourself, and you could be America’s Next Top Matt’s Date on Valentine’s Day!
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MATT’S VALENTINE APPLICATION
Ideal Date Food:
Favorite Slasher Film:
Your Favorite Thing About Me:
You are horribly alone and desperate (T/F)
You are a furry (T/F)
You are a serial killer (T/F)
You are my mother (T/F)
The sun revolves around the Earth (T/F)
BONUS QUESTION: If you could be one animal at the zoo, which would it be and why?