This man is not to be trusted. The opiate of the masses: dimples.  Take said cheek-craters and put them on an “all-American” white boy with 0% body fat. Now add […]

Once again this year, TV and Film’s drunkest finest got together for the year’s biggest ego-stroke: The Golden Globes. Since you clearly weren’t fabulous or talented enough to get invited, […]

Yesterday morning, the only thing the world thought it would be forced to talk about around the proverbial water cooler was Oscar nominations; at worst the conversation would have turned […]

At the ass-crack of dawn this morning, the Academy Award Nominees were announced and instantly a whole host of people were snubbed. The talk shows, blogs, and twitter babble can’t […]

This past weekend while visiting my aunt, I braved the industrially-lit aisles of Costco for the first time in my life. To be fair these aisles are more like caverns, long […]

  I’m throwing a pickle part and you’re all invited! This has been one of the most enjoyable Thanksgivings in recent memory, and not so coincidentally the first time I’ve […]

Taking the proverbial long, hard look in the mirror. If there’s one thing we can learn from current events, it’s that adultery is a lot of fun. It can gain […]

Not sure this is what #SpiritDay is about, but I’m ignoring that fact… Enjoy some Bring It On! Happy #SpiritDay everyone! Hope you’re all wearing purple and helping support the […]

  Look at Dr. Multi-tasker: feeding one child while the other gnaws on her shoulder. We Yazges have always loved us some book learnin’. We just pick up some books […]